I guess it's called Christmas for a reason (the Christ and Mass parts of the word suggests something rather more overtly religious than the rather more archaic Yule). While to me, the holiday is very much a secular event, and I think of it as part of a long tradition of midwinter festivals that are there to promise that the sun is not actually going away forever (and we all need that reassurance on occasion), it would seem churlish to bypass the text that is most commonly associated with the origin of the current Western incarnation of the festival.

In Norwegian, it is called "Jule-evangeliet", the Christmas Gospel. I haven't come across an English name for it, except the book, chapter and verse: Luke 2:1-20. The Gospel of Luke is not the oldest; Mark, however, does not begin his account until the baptism, and is therefore useless for Christmas purposes. Matthew could be a candidate (he is the one with the story of the wise men and king Herod killing all the children), though; but perhaps someone felt that angels appearing to shepherds was more appropriate to the season than magicians from the East having divined it from the stars (there is also less murdering of babies in Luke, which helps set the tone of goodwill towards men).

St. Luke is the patron saint of students ...

If you have not heard of this book, or of Mavis Doriel Hay for that matter, that is probably not your fault (I don't think she even has a wikipedia page, which in this day and age must be the height of obscurity). I came across the novel by chance, and only thanks to the British Library's recent effort to republish out of print crime classics in its collection (of which I now own a surprising number).

The book was originally published by Skeffington & sons in 1936 as The Santa Klaus Murder; compiled by M. Doriel Hay from the accounts written by several of those concerned; but that edition has been out of print for ages, and there aren't even used copies to be had on all of ViaLibri, except the recent British Library edition (though that does not keep some people from trying to charge nearly £50 for a new soft-cover book that is now very much in print). Its publication date places it squarely in the Golden Age of detective fiction, and it shows several indications of that. For example, I think it follows all the rules on Ronald Knox' Detective Story Decalogue (though it does fall short of some on S.S. Van Dine's rather more extreme list -- then again, I don't know of many good ...

Unlike Star Wars, which must never ever again be mentioned in the context of Christmas, ever, Star Trek remains comparatively unblemished. Memory Alpha lists the various appearances of the holiday in the series, and I note with unblemished joy the total absence of the words "Holiday Special", "Planet of the Wookies" or "weird, surrealist dance numbers". All as it should be. What Star Trek has produced, however, is a a short picture book about Khristmas.This is not the first Klingon/Christmas crossover (I direct your attention to A Klingon Christmas Carol), but today's text has thankfully been translated into English and is therefore more easily accessible to those of us who have made the wrong priorities growing up.

We are dealing with yet another poem; don't blame me: there is something about Christmas that seems to inspire the poetic spirit. This one is rather out of the ordinary, however; and I am not sure how to explain it to those of you who do not immediately get it. It begins,

'Tis only on Khristmas
We Klingons feel mirth --
the day of the warrior
Kahless's birth.

Kahless was the founder of ...

Trying to get a hold of this book is not easy; I had a few unsuccessful attempts: Apparently, if you ask at Blackwells for a book called Discords by a female author writing under the name George Egerton, people will assume you don't know the basics of literary history, and that you really meant George Eliot.

I won't pretend to be a specialist on George Egerton, however; in fact, this novella, "The Regeneration of Two" would not appear here if it had not been suggested to me by Clare Stainthorp, who clearly has better contacts in the obscure Christmas books underground than I have. I spent a thoroughly enjoyable Saturday in the National Library of Scotland reading their copy, however, and decided it could not be left out.

Egerton's real name was Mary Chavelita Dunne Bright, and while she is classed as a feminist "New Woman" writer, that is not unproblematic, as she was not altogether in favour of the suffrage movement, and attempted to distance herself from the label. She was certainly radical, though, encouraging sexual freedom for women (possibly one of the reasons why she wrote under a male pseudonym). This is very much a topic in "Regeneration of Two", as well; but there is a second reason for its inclusion, which I imagine will become readily apparent any moment now. I will admit the opening sentence may not set the Christmas ...

The story of the Nutcracker is unusual in that so many people know it primarily as a ballet, accompanied by Tchaikovsky's excellent music and generally scattered with Christmas cheer. But the ballet is only half the story (quite literally). (In an interesting twist, it is actually based on an adaptation made by Alexandre Dumas -- the author of The Three Musketeers (the usual "if you haven't read it, what are you doing with your life" comment applies).) The original, however, was written by E. T. A. Hoffmann.

Hoffmann, incidentally, has a history of inspiring musical people. The most obvious example outside of The Nutcracker is that Offenbach wrote an absolutely brilliant opera based on the Tales of Hoffmann.

But returning to the novella at hand: You can read it here (though in English translation; he was inconsiderate enough to write it in German originally).

The story opens as Marie and Fritz Stahlbaum are waiting to see what gifts and clockwork toys will be brought them by the baby Jesus and their Godfather Drosselmeier, respectively. Drosselmeier arrives, looking rather sinister.

He was short and scrawny, his face was cowered with wrinkles, and he wore a big, black patch instead of a right eye. He also had no hair on his head, which is why he sported a very lovely periwig made of spun glass and very artistic.

Which he is ...

I will admit that I would probably have gone to great lengths to include a Sherlock Holmes story in this series, but thankfully I don't have to. Go to great lengths, that is: The perfect story is right there in the very first collection, The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes (1892). It is titled "The Adventure of the Blue Carbuncle" (which, I grant you, does not automatically scream Christmas, but stay with me) and was first published in The Strand Magazine in January 1892.

An American publication gave it the title "The Christmas Goose that Swallowed the Diamond," which is a little more festive; but I feel that rather gives the game away too early. Pretend I did not mention that.

It opens in 221B Baker Street, as so many Sherlock Holmes stories do, even though Watson has actually moved out at this point in order to marry the most insipid woman in literature (that may be an exaggeration, but probably not).

I had called upon my friend Sherlock Holmes upon the second morning after Christmas, with the intention of wishing him the compliments of the season. He as lounging upon the sofa in a purple dressing gown, a pipe-rack within his reach upon the right, and a pile of crumpled morning papers evidently newly studied, near at hand. Beside the ...

It is time for another narrative poem! And what says Christmas more than a Grinch? (AmIright, Karoline?) Certainly it seems like an excellent antidote to the "toys are all you need" moral of the L. Frank Baum's book earlier this week.

It was written in 1957 by Dr Seuss. If, like Tor, your first reaction to that name is to wonder what he was a Dr in, I can inform you that he was not. He did start out on the road to a PhD in English Literature, but he got sidetracked and ended up one of the most successful children's literature writers in the world. As you do. He did get an honorary doctorate from Dartmouth, though, eventually.

The book was wildly successful, but the Grinch has possibly been made more famous through the cartoon adaptation from 1966 (where the Grinch IS green; and it is all read by Boris Karloff). If you haven't already, you can watch it here. For now, though, let's have a look at the actual poem. Here is how it begins:

Every Who
Down in Who-ville
Liked Christmas a lot...

But the Grinch,
Who lived just north of Who-ville,
Did NOT!

The Grinch hated Christmas! The whole Christmas season!
Now, please don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
It could be his head wasn't screwed on just right.
It ...

Dylan Thomas, to most people, is the man telling us to "rage, rage against the dying of the light" and to not under any circumstances go quietly into the night. All sound advice, in general (especially, I would say, after the Lovecraft entry two days ago). You may also know of his strong dipsomaniac streak, or that he was Welsh. But you may not be aware that he is also the author of a sweet little prose poem about Christmas.

You can listen to the 1952 recording (made the year before he died) here, or you can read it here (though I do not recommend it because I suspect that horrible custardy yellow background can put anyone off literature). It is well worth listening to Dylan Thomas read, though. I don't care what he reads; pretty much anything will sound like poetry; and when he reads poetry it all gets rather spectacular.

I called "A Child's Christmas in Wales" a prose poem because it has that rhythmic aspect which makes it somehow other than a short story; and where you would expect a short story to have a clearer structure, this collection of memories is much looser and more associative. There are people who insist on presenting it as a cloyingly nostalgic piece about the innocence of childhood (seeing this, apparently, as a good thing). I am not sure I agree. It contains enough funny twists and turns to undermine the nostalgia. If anything, the children are the ...

As today is the the feast of St. Nicholas (or Sinterklaas, if you are of the Dutch persuasion), I thought it only right and proper to make today's story one about Santa Claus. You may have heard all sorts of strange stories about Greek bishops from Turkey and showing up at the council of Nicea and handing out gifts to people in secret. That is one version, but not the one we are dealing with here.

Instead, I direct your attention to The Life and Adventures of Santa Claus, by L. Frank Baum. (You may recognize the name as that of the author of The Wonderful Wizard of Oz (and damn everything, I will now be humming that song for the rest of the day), which was published only two years earlier.)

This Santa Claus is a human child, abandoned by his parents, who gets an unexpectedly good start in life by being raised by a Nymph in a magical forest.

Nature peopled it in the beginning with Fairies, Knooks, Ryls and Nymphs. As long as the Forest stands it will be a home, a refuge and a playground to these sweet immortals, who revel undisturbed in its depths.

You get the idea: Baum has made up his own Fairyland. In this forest, the wood-nymph Necile gets weirdly discontented, going so far as to almost dream of going off in search of adventure. Thankfully, a baby shows up to distract her (after she has ...

I dag er det ikke mindre enn ti år siden Are postet den aller første posten på calcuttagutta.blogspot.com, og ti år må i grunnen kunne sies å være en respektabel alder for en blogg. Selv om aktiviteten har gått noe ned med årene vil jeg fortsatt si at Calcuttagutta i høy grad er en levende blogg, noe jeg håper den kan fortsette å være i mange år fremover.

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En annen ting er at nå ...